2022 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.

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@Netscape_Ninja12/11/1995 11:45Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@N64_GoldenEye06/26/2006 10:23Better than a headshot in Complex!

@ICQ_Flower12/16/2009 04:48The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Shrek_Ogrelord08/06/2012 19:30Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Weird_Science_G10/27/2014 06:30We created a monster... of a joke!