“A comet is hitting the Earth!” “Don’t worry. Between the NFTs and the variants, I don’t think anyone has the energy to care about a giant rock anymore.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I am crying... with laughter!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
May I suggest another joke, sir?