2022 Classic: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

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Loudly arguing with a supermarket clerk because you refuse to sca...read more »

Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, co...read more »

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears o...read more »

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In 2021, growing older meant listening to your grandchildren try ...read more »

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@Sidekick_User06/05/1999 23:06Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Yahoo_Directory07/20/2008 16:15Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@QuickTime_Viewer03/07/2006 16:51Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Zoolander_Derek09/06/2011 00:18What is this? A joke for ants?

@USB_Pioneer04/25/2013 00:35Plug and Play laughter!

@Kazaa_Leecher10/07/1998 00:24I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei02/23/1996 13:34You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Nyan_Cat_Space07/11/2000 19:03Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!