2000 Archive: The Napster

He’s still downloading music. I told him by the time that Metallica album finishes, we’ll be in the year 3000.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

@DVD_Collector02/28/2013 01:11Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Beverly_Hills_9021001/29/2009 21:07The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Bam_Margera_Fan07/10/2008 20:34Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Beanie_Campbell10/18/2009 08:00True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Blink_Tag_User11/20/2010 13:58<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Top_List_Winner02/08/2013 19:55Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@LiveJournal_Deep04/04/1997 20:06Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Homestar_Runner05/24/2007 06:47That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!