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2022 Legacy: The “Cyber” War that wasn’t

Why didn’t the lights go out in Kyiv? Because it turns out that “Ukrainian IT guys” are a much more effective “Cyber Shield” than anyone predicted.

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Vintage: The "Cyber" Awareness 2024
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic01/22/2006 06:14That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Baywatch_Runner12/30/2014 16:45Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan09/26/2006 05:54Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@DMOZ_Volunteer09/28/2001 01:36Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Newgrounds_User06/14/2007 14:42Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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