Why didn’t the lights go out in Kyiv? Because it turns out that “Ukrainian IT guys” are a much more effective “Cyber Shield” than anyone predicted.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
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