1998 Vintage: The Rugrats Movie
1998 is the year we realized that babies have more interesting social lives than we do. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Rugrats Movie
1998 Legacy: The Peyton Manning Draft
Why was Indianapolis so excited? Because they drafted a guy who looked like a math teacher but threw the ball like he was programmed by… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Peyton Manning Draft
1997 Archive: The Harry Potter Book
Why was the terminal so quiet? The first book had just come out, and travelers were realizing they’d rather be at Hogwarts than in a… Read More »1997 Archive: The Harry Potter Book
1997 Classic: The Grocery Store
She spent an hour in the “10 items or less” lane explaining why her 40 items were all “technically connected.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1997 Classic: The Grocery Store
1996 Classic: The Super Mario 64 Player
They need to collect 70 stars before the door to the light socket opens. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Super Mario 64 Player
1996 Legacy: The Matilda Magic
Why Danny DeVito? For proving that you can direct a classic, play a villain, and still be the shortest, most intimidating person on set. Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Matilda Magic
1996 Legacy: The Book Fair Poster
Buying a giant glossy poster of a Lamborghini or a golden retriever puppy at the Scholastic Book Fair and realizing you have no tape to… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Book Fair Poster
1995 Archive: The Paper Store
Did you hear about the fire at the paper store? It was “stationary” until the firemen arrived. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Paper Store