A gentle reminder from the neo-soul queen that I’m carrying way too much emotional baggage. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Bag Lady” Erykah Badu
I searched “How to win an argument with my wife.” Google replied: “Error: Result Not Found.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Archive: The Google
I’m a superstar. I’m just a small symbol of success. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was the office chirping? Because everyone was busy “nudging” each other from across the hall. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End… Read More »1999 Legacy: The MSN Messenger
Why were the teenagers so manipulative? Because they spent the summer watching Sarah Michelle Gellar and decided the BBQ was a game of chess. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Cruel Intentions” Drama
I’m a magician. I’m just getting out of here. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was Becks the King of England? Because he won the Treble, married a Spice Girl, and finally got people to stop talking about his… Read More »1999 Legacy: The David Beckham Triple
Every time I mess up, I tell my wife “I did not have relations with that pizza.” She doesn’t find it as funny as I… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Bill Clinton
1998 is the year we realized that babies have more interesting social lives than we do. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Rugrats Movie
Why did the fight break out? Because 1998 was the year we officially ran out of “social contract” space in Economy. Part of the 50… Read More »1998 Classic: The Seat Recline
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