Discovering the new modern layout templates and using them to make a two-sentence biology paper look like an official government report. Part of the 38… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Word 2005 Formatting Shift
Two cowboys walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m not even going to make a joke, I just hope you’re happy.” Part of the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Brokeback Mountain
Why did Ray take it? Because if you can’t hear the piano, you don’t have a movie. Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why was the ceremony so predictable? Because every time a presenter opened an envelope, they just looked for the word “Return” and stopped reading. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Lord of the Rings” Sweep
A guy says, “I bet they’re all dead.” The bartender says, “I bet you’ll be if you don’t stop spoiling the show.” Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Lost Ending
Why Ron Perlman? For proving that being a red demon with sawed-off horns is much cooler than being a regular human, as long as you… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Hellboy Makeup
Why was Disney terrified of Pirates of the Caribbean? Because they spent $140 million on a movie where the lead actor played a pirate like… Read More »2003 Classic: The Johnny Depp Gamble
I’m “waxing” poetic. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Chip
Nothing tests a friendship in 2003 like moving someone from the 3rd spot to the 7th spot in your profile’s Top 8. It’s the ultimate… Read More »2003 Legacy: The MySpace Top 8
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