“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Dentacoin’?” “Please leave.”
Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision
"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
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Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
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Work, work... and laugh, laugh!