2012 Legacy: The Rooney Mara “Dragon Tattoo” Bangs
Why were they so short? To show that being an “It Girl” in 2012 required a haircut that would make your mother very nervous. Part… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Rooney Mara “Dragon Tattoo” Bangs
2011 Legacy: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Dictating his visionary thoughts” into a 4GB stick. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2011 “Siri &… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Digital Voice Recorder
2011 Archive: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Fine, go ask your phone. But don’t come crying to me when it tells you that a headache means… Read More »2011 Archive: The Second Opinion
2010 Classic: The Megamind Blue
Why Will Ferrell? For a movie that asked: “What happens when the villain actually wins?” and then realized the answer involves a lot of AC/DC… Read More »2010 Classic: The Megamind Blue
2010 Archive: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2010 Vintage: The Sleigh Bells “Treats”
Why the noise? For the duo that made it cool to have your speakers sound like they were literally exploding. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Sleigh Bells “Treats”
2010 Classic: The iPad Reveal
“It’s a magical and revolutionary device!” “Can it run Flash?” “No.” “Can it make phone calls?” “No.” “So it’s just a $500 cutting board that plays Angry Birds?”… Read More »2010 Classic: The iPad Reveal
2009 Archive: The Nine
I’m “fine.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Hangover Mystery
Why was 2009 so blurry? Because Zach Galifianakis and Bradley Cooper proved that the funniest thing a man can do is wake up in a… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Hangover Mystery
2009 Vintage: The Final 2009 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Save the Earth” bag to the Christmas party? To carry home all the plastic gifts he received. Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Final 2009 Task