“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Fine, go ask your phone. But don’t come crying to me when it tells you that a headache means you’ve been reincarnated as a toaster.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Heart 2
"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
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57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
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71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
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55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
This is the future of humor!