2022 Classic: The Slap (Oscars)

What was the one rule at the table? “Keep the turkey’s name out of your mouth!” (Unless you were currently eating it).

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why were the kids singing about footwear? Because an old nursery ...read more »

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Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »

A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »

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@Project_Mayhem02/05/2012 07:13Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/26/2009 19:36Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Korn_Follower04/19/1998 18:52Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@PeanutButter_J10/04/1995 12:57It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@First_World_P08/09/2012 05:20My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Neopets_Trader04/05/2013 07:58Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!