Why did Ronaldo have that terrible half-moon haircut? Because he wanted people to stop talking about his leg injury and start talking about his hair—and then he scored twice in the final to make sure they only talked about his goals.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.