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2000 Vintage: The “Bag Lady” Erykah Badu

 A gentle reminder from the neo-soul queen that I’m carrying way too much emotional baggage.

Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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