A gentle reminder from the neo-soul queen that I’m carrying way too much emotional baggage.
Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I want it that way... the funny way!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Go, go, go! More jokes!