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2009 Vintage: The Final 2009 Task

Why did the manager bring a “Save the Earth” bag to the Christmas party? To carry home all the plastic gifts he received.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan11/28/2011 16:09Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Beverly_Hills_9021010/19/2008 00:11The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Macarena_Dancer01/12/2001 13:44Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Binary_Boy09/03/1998 13:3701001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Voodoo_3dfx03/04/2012 01:07The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Antivirus_Pro09/30/2013 00:09No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Judge_Dredd_Law02/23/2003 10:26I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Cow_And_Chicken10/22/2014 04:18Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Hansel_So_Hot09/09/2002 07:07That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@David_After_Dent11/06/1995 19:22Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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