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2009 Archive: The Nine

 I’m “fine.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan06/06/1996 00:46Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant05/28/2010 21:27They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Napster_Search01/11/2014 12:35Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Trinity_Matrix04/23/2003 05:56Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Celebrity_DM10/01/1995 06:50Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Frame_Set_Wizard02/12/1996 07:16I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

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