I’m “waxing” poetic.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
High five for this joke!
M’lady... this joke is superb.