Nothing tests a friendship in 2003 like moving someone from the 3rd spot to the 7th spot in your profile’s Top 8. It’s the ultimate passive-aggressive move.
Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified
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Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
May I suggest another joke, sir?
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.