2004 Legacy: The Lost Ending

A guy says, “I bet they’re all dead.” The bartender says, “I bet you’ll be if you don’t stop spoiling the show.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

@Encarta_User04/18/2014 04:17I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Sidekick_User11/12/1999 21:21Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Napster_Leech02/01/2005 00:57Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Fresh_Prince_Will08/23/2003 13:14Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Total_Recall_Fan11/17/2010 12:49Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S01/23/2003 16:55I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Green_Day_Fan11/28/2005 07:10Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Salad_Fingers_F10/13/2014 06:44I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Fred_Channel_0608/24/2006 00:53HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!