1998 Vintage: The Bill Clinton

Every time I mess up, I tell my wife “I did not have relations with that pizza.” She doesn’t find it as funny as I do.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

@Frasier_Crane01/07/2013 07:21I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules02/17/2013 22:52Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Karate_Kid_Wax03/07/2012 18:16Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Bill_Ted_Excell10/10/2005 10:01Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Old_School_Frank07/06/2012 13:19We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Rick_Roller_0708/29/2014 07:50Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Scumbag_Steve_X05/22/2005 17:42Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.