Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a performance so good he actually convinced us he was Johnny Cash, or at least a man who really, really hated sinks.
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Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!