Why the delay? For a remake that spent two years trying to figure out if the dwarfs should be digital, magical, or just very confused actors in hats.
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
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Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
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