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1999 Classic: The “Cruel Intentions” Drama

Why were the teenagers so manipulative? Because they spent the summer watching Sarah Michelle Gellar and decided the BBQ was a game of chess.

Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Rocket_Jumper07/02/2006 04:25This humor took me to new heights!

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