Why were the teenagers so manipulative? Because they spent the summer watching Sarah Michelle Gellar and decided the BBQ was a game of chess.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
This humor took me to new heights!