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1998 Legacy: The Peyton Manning Draft

Why was Indianapolis so excited? Because they drafted a guy who looked like a math teacher but threw the ball like he was programmed by NASA.

Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Checker07/25/1999 13:15Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu08/14/2000 16:15Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie04/21/1999 19:40Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Gremlins_Gizmo03/03/1997 03:40Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Sixteen_Candles01/11/2006 17:32I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real02/09/2000 09:39I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Confused_Travolta01/22/2002 17:17Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Blink_Tag_User12/06/2010 10:20<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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