Did you hear about the fire at the paper store? It was “stationary” until the firemen arrived.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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To infinity and beyond hilarious!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
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