Why Danny DeVito? For proving that you can direct a classic, play a villain, and still be the shortest, most intimidating person on set.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!