The Sunday School class watching a heavily stylized, blocky Flash animation of David and Goliath on a desktop computer, which takes three minutes to load from a CD-ROM.
Part of the 41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
2024 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2013, church life was fully revolving around social media upda...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition
In 1997, church life was fully catching the digital wave while re...read more »
2024 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition
In 2018, church life was diving deeper into the smart-device era,...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2021 “Hybrid Services, QR Code Pews & Zoom Confirmation Classes” Edition
In 2021, church life entered a hybrid era, balancing a gradual re...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I see you... laughing!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Classic. Simply classic.