Why did politicians care about fake meat? Because they realized that “Saving the Planet” might actually taste like a Whopper, which is the only way to get people to do it.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Trump Return
Why did the 2024 campaign feel like a sequel? Because Donald Trum...read more »
2025 Classic: The Apple "Vision Pro" Diplomacy
Why were the 2025 G7 summits held in headsets? So that leaders co...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Brain-Chip" Lobbying
Why did Neuralink become a problem? Because lobbyists started sen...read more »
2024 Archive: The NATO 75th Anniversary
Why were the world leaders in D.C. so tense? To prove that an all...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Stan" Culture in Politics
Why are political fans so intense? Because in 2024, being a "Supp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Euro-Digital Launch
Why was the digital Euro a problem? Because hackers discovered yo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Great Switch
Why was July 2024 the most frantic month in D.C.? Because Joe Bid...read more »
2024 Archive: The EU Election "Right" Shift
Why did the European Parliament turn more conservative? Because v...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Prompt Engineer" Secretary of State
Why did the new top diplomat need to know how to write prompts? B...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »
2023 Archive: The Michigan Fake Electors
Why were they in the news? To remind us that in 2023, trying to c...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
This humor took me to new heights!