2000 Classic: The Bar Tab

A guy asks, “Do you take PayPal?” The bartender says, “Is that a brand of pal?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

@Discman_Skipper09/19/1997 21:45Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Men_In_Black_J06/04/2012 23:41Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@AOL_Instant_Msg03/15/2007 17:57I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Incredibles_Dash06/04/2009 13:27That was super fast and super funny!

@Pi_Mathematics04/01/1999 16:17Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Ferris_Bueller02/10/2000 06:46Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Tina_Eat_Food03/28/2012 09:50Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@HotBot_User10/20/2002 07:22Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.