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2012 Vintage: The Lionel Messi 91st Goal

Why did Gerd Müller send him a jersey? Because Messi broke his 1972 record, scoring more goals in 12 months than most entire teams score in three years.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King04/11/2007 08:12I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Home_Alone_Kevin06/29/2001 04:26Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Snake_Game_Pro06/07/1995 00:15I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@USB_Pioneer05/26/2013 03:27Plug and Play laughter!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/08/2013 15:10Silently laughing in the snow.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H03/20/2001 12:03Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Star_Wars_Kid07/14/2011 02:14I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@David_After_Dent09/08/2002 10:06Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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