Why did Gerd Müller send him a jersey? Because Messi broke his 1972 record, scoring more goals in 12 months than most entire teams score in three years.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Plug and Play laughter!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?