Why don’t elephants use neural links? They’re afraid of “memory leaks.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
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By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
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A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Oops, I laughed again!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Taking a photo of me laughing!