2024 Archive: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a “Cloud Backup” just in case the afterlife had a “Discovery Phase.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2024 Archive: The Final Summary
2024 Classic: The Broken Fence
Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.” Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4
“I’m a Mega-Minion!” “You’re a Mega-Disappointment when it comes to remembering to buy eggs. Go back to the store.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4
2024 Archive: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the processing power. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The 2023 Ending
“Happy New Year! 2024 is going to be the year of… actually, let’s just drink.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer &… Read More »2023 Legacy: The 2023 Ending
2023 Vintage: The Priscilla Movie
I told her I’m Elvis. She said, “You’re ‘El-waste’—take the trash out.” Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive.… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Priscilla Movie
2022 Vintage: The “First Class” Jack Harlow
He sampled Fergie and now I’m back in 2006 but with more “Gen Z” swagger. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap &… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “First Class” Jack Harlow
2022 Vintage: The Waiting Room
The magazines are finally from 2021! They’re full of tips on “How to cut your own hair.” I read it with my uneven bangs covering… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Waiting Room
2021 Classic: The James Webb Telescope Launch
Why did we spend $10 billion on a mirror? To see the “First Light” of the universe, because the “Current Light” on Earth was looking… Read More »2021 Classic: The James Webb Telescope Launch
2020 Archive: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition… Read More »2020 Archive: The Java