1995 Classic: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you if you leave!

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@Netscape_Ninja12/19/2004 22:05Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Matrix_Glitch02/17/2015 08:47There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/03/2000 23:42The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Charmed_Ones03/16/1996 23:05The power of three... laughs!

@StoneCold_31610/11/2010 16:50And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@White_Goodman_G01/01/2013 05:33We’re better than you, and we know it!

@HotBot_User05/04/1998 16:01Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Noob_Slayer_X08/14/2007 03:17Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.