2023 Vintage: The Priscilla Movie

I told her I’m Elvis. She said, “You’re ‘El-waste’—take the trash out.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja02/26/2000 02:36Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Sega_Genesis_Kid06/13/2014 04:34Better than 16-bit graphics!

@SoundBlaster_1608/11/2009 23:28I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Pikachu_Fan_8807/05/2008 04:45Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Dial_Up_King01/30/2005 12:07Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Kazaa_Leecher07/30/2004 12:35I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Blade_Runner_201906/13/1999 22:54All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost12/27/2013 07:38Laughing at the security of my own ribs!