Why did nobody know what to call the app with the bird? Because Elon changed Twitter to “X,” and we still didn’t know if we were supposed to “X-post” or just pretend the whole rebrand wasn’t happening.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!