2006 Archive: The Tech Support

What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my emails look like they were sent from the future so I can meet this deadline?”

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@Lycos_Dog08/24/2013 13:50Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Macarena_Dancer09/12/1998 18:40Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Titanic_Jack09/16/2006 01:46I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Jordan_Fan_2312/04/2007 17:26Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Space_Jam_Lola11/06/1995 20:35Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo01/29/2008 22:23Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Breakfast_Club_B04/26/1995 04:02Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Ali_G_In_Da_H01/21/2004 11:26Is it cos I is funny? Respect!