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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor05/18/2012 17:52You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@The_Real_Morpheus01/13/2003 09:29What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@WebTV_Viewer10/13/2002 03:28Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Korn_Follower12/18/2011 00:42Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Cow_And_Chicken06/23/1995 15:21Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Flash_Intro_Hater06/05/2007 17:25Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Pwnage_King08/11/2008 10:50Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.