2006 Archive: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my emails look like they were sent from the future so I can… Read More »2006 Archive: The Tech Support
2006 Classic: The Departed Part 2
“Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f*** yourself.” “Is that your answer to ‘Will you be home for dinner?’“ Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High… Read More »2006 Classic: The Departed Part 2
2005 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Wasp win? Because a mother leaving her kids in a car while she goes on a date is the most stressful 20 minutes… Read More »2005 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
2004 Classic: The Final 2004 Political Vibe
Why was it a “Year of Solidification”? Because we ended the year with a re-elected President, a giant European Union, and a new thing called… Read More »2004 Classic: The Final 2004 Political Vibe
2004 Vintage: The Facebook Friend Request
“Why did you ignore my request?” “Because you’re my boss and I don’t want you to see my ‘Status: Hungover’.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Facebook Friend Request
2004 Archive: The Laser Pointer Panic
The school board updating the student handbook to declare that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during a quiz would face automatic… Read More »2004 Archive: The Laser Pointer Panic
2003 Archive: The Tree
I’m “branching” out to new sites. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Playlist
She’s like a digital playlist on shuffle—you never know which old grievance is going to pop up next. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Playlist
2003 Archive: The FIFA Confederations Cup Tragedy
Why was the world mourning? Because Marc-Vivien Foé collapsed on the pitch, reminding us all that athletes are not invincible. Part of the 54 Sports… Read More »2003 Archive: The FIFA Confederations Cup Tragedy
2002 Archive: The Death of Pim Fortuyn
Why was the Dutch election so dark? Because the most popular politician in the country was assassinated, proving that even “tolerant” Europe was starting to… Read More »2002 Archive: The Death of Pim Fortuyn