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2005 Archive: The Best Live Action Short

Why did Wasp win? Because a mother leaving her kids in a car while she goes on a date is the most stressful 20 minutes of 2005.

Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Men_In_Black_J04/30/2001 12:51Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Charmed_Ones08/20/1998 09:43The power of three... laughs!
@Fight_Club_Member04/10/1997 02:50I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Dodgeball_Pat04/19/2012 07:25If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Charlie_Unicorn02/07/2008 17:48We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Facepalm_Master05/09/2008 11:11I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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