1996 Vintage: The Vitamin

“Should I take these vitamins?” “Yes, it gives the lab technicians something interesting to look at in your samples.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

@Discman_Skipper11/10/2004 05:43Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Harry_Potter_Ron12/07/2011 01:59Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax11/04/2014 19:33I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Philosoraptor_X03/23/2013 05:57If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Under_Const_Gif05/16/2013 17:30This site is never finished... with humor!