2020 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness 2020
Why the increase in hacks? Because everyone was “Working from the FOB” (Home), and the Colonel’s Wi-Fi password was still “12345.” Part of the 31… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness 2020
2020 Classic: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually finished three different 1,000-piece puzzles in my mind. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic… Read More »2020 Classic: The Waiting Room 2
2020 Classic: The “QAnon” Congressmembers
Why were people with internet conspiracies getting elected? Because in 2020, “Researching on YouTube” was considered a valid qualification for writing federal laws. Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The “QAnon” Congressmembers
2019 Archive: The Razzie Redeemer – Eddie Murphy
Why did he win? For his brilliant performance in Dolemite Is My Name, proving that you can survive Norbit and Pluto Nash if you just wait long enough for the… Read More »2019 Archive: The Razzie Redeemer – Eddie Murphy
2018 Vintage: The Rita Moreno Dress
Why did she wear the same dress from 1962? To prove that she is an ageless queen and that high-quality fabric lasts longer than most… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Rita Moreno Dress
2017 Archive: The Master of None Writing
Why the “Thanksgiving” episode? For a beautiful, multi-decade coming-out story that silenced the entire room. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Handmaid’s… Read More »2017 Archive: The Master of None Writing
2016 Classic: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy about the 80s. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Ice Bucket Challenge Alarm
Watching a family member pour a bucket of ice water over their head on the back porch and rushing to the window to scream that… Read More »2014 Classic: The Ice Bucket Challenge Alarm
2012 Archive: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Interstellar Minerals’.” “Which are?” “Mostly stardust and sand.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover”… Read More »2012 Archive: The Vitamin
2012 Legacy: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the iPhone 5. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Apple