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2018 Vintage: The Rita Moreno Dress

Why did she wear the same dress from 1962? To prove that she is an ageless queen and that high-quality fabric lasts longer than most Hollywood marriages.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
Why did he just mumble the winner? Because when you’re Scarface, ...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition
In 2016, the 88th Academy Awards felt like a collective sigh of r...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Killers of the Flower Moon" Snub
Why did it lose all 10 nominations? Because the Academy decided t...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Christopher Nolan win? For proving that you can make a th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Godzilla Minus One" Shoes
Why did the winners wear monster shoes? To prove that if you can ...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Barben...read more »

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2024 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
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2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wicked" Visuals
Why did it sweep the technicals? Because Cynthia Erivo and Ariana...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid05/24/2001 22:30Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Lara_Croft_9607/16/2002 15:54Found a real treasure with this one.
@Skate_Or_Die_9904/30/2011 02:37Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Iron_Man_Tony04/18/1999 02:19I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan07/18/2005 20:47Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Yugioh_Duelist09/29/1995 09:56You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Flickr_User_0403/05/2013 02:02A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@LonelyGirl15_F12/02/2015 23:49Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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