Why the increase in hacks? Because everyone was “Working from the FOB” (Home), and the Colonel’s Wi-Fi password was still “12345.”
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2.0
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2024 Archive: The "Combat Camera" Dragon View
Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition
In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Strategic" Silence on Mars
Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Martian Recon" is that w...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Cyber" Awareness 2024
Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Deployment
Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »
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34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Targeting" AI (Project Maven 2.0)
Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 3.0
Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Stryker" with a Directed-Energy Weapon
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
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My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.