2011 Classic: The Best Costume Design

Why did Alice in Wonderland win? Because Tim Burton is the only person who can make a hat look like it’s having a nervous breakdown.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why did Wicked win? Because building the Emerald City is the only...read more »

Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »

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Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »

Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »

Why did Dune: Part Two win? Because Greig Fraser managed to make ...read more »

Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »

Why did The Boy and the Heron win? Because Hayao Miyazaki is a wi...read more »

Why did the "Bella Baxter" team win? Because making Emma Stone lo...read more »

Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »

Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention Greta Gerwig? To remind the Academy ...read more »

Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the...read more »

@Simpson_Quotes04/12/2015 22:51D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Startup_Kid06/28/2005 21:11Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Inkjet_Printers07/08/2013 13:12Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Snatch_Mickey08/25/2005 13:40Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Beavis_Cornholio05/07/1995 17:36I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Footloose_Ren04/19/2013 19:52Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Badger_Badger_M01/04/1996 18:52Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/06/1999 00:38Heh heh heh. Good one.