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2006 Classic: The Departed Part 2

 “Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f*** yourself.” “Is that your answer to ‘Will you be home for dinner?’

Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan12/25/2006 10:25Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor03/25/2008 21:46You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Tyler_Durden_Real10/31/2002 14:27Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/27/1996 18:11Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Wild_Thornberry01/30/2003 14:54Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Tina_Eat_Food02/12/2015 06:28Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Zoolander_Mug04/08/2010 04:30I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@GL_HF_Runner07/03/2009 23:28Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@No_Way_Jose03/28/2012 13:08No way! That’s too much!

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