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2003 Archive: The FIFA Confederations Cup Tragedy

Why was the world mourning? Because Marc-Vivien Foé collapsed on the pitch, reminding us all that athletes are not invincible.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Trinity_Matrix04/01/1995 13:00Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Twelve_Monkeys_F11/26/2015 20:19The future is laughing at us.
@Walter_Sobchak11/15/2007 08:45Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Talladega_N_R05/07/1996 14:34If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Trololo_Man_7007/18/1995 04:42Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Under_Const_Gif07/25/2001 02:19This site is never finished... with humor!
@Spawn_Camper_J05/08/1999 18:10I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Terran_Marine10/25/2014 01:47Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Joe_Cartoon_G04/24/2003 14:00Press the button for more humor!
@Futurama_Fry_M01/12/2015 08:21Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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