2008 Vintage: The “Urban Legend” of the Iranian Speedboats

Why did they buzz the Navy? To prove that “Aggressive Jet-Skiing” is a legitimate naval strategy.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »

Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »

Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »

Why did they finally get a moon base plan? To prove that "Interga...read more »

In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »

Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »

In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »

Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »

In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »

Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »

Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »

Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »

Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »

Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »

@ModemWarrior03/21/1997 14:36I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@BBS_Sysop12/07/2000 01:51Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@SimCity_Mayor10/26/1995 11:13Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Brazil_Terry_G06/26/2012 05:11Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Footloose_Ren06/29/2001 04:00Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Fat_Bastard_Get11/15/2013 09:26Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Frag_Master_9905/12/2014 16:06Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!