Why did the lawyer cry? Because he realized a kid in a game show made more in one night than he did in a year of “billable hours.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Waddle on over and read this!