2013 Archive: The Vine Subpoena
Why did the lawyer love Vine? Because he could watch the entire “crime” on loop every 6 seconds and bill for a full hour of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Vine Subpoena
2013 Vintage: The “Twerking” Pumpkin
What was the most viral decoration? A pumpkin carved with a face that looked like it was in the middle of a Miley Cyrus dance… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Twerking” Pumpkin
2013 Vintage: The Euromaidan Protests Begin
Why was Kyiv so cold and crowded in November? Because the people decided that if their President wanted to look toward Moscow, they would stay… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Euromaidan Protests Begin
2012 Vintage: The 4G LTE Speed
Why was the lawyer happy with 4G? Because he could send a “Notice of Intent to Sue” before the client even finished the phone call.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The 4G LTE Speed
2012 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you’re wearing ‘Beats’ headphones. They’re for fashion, not hearing.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
2012 Legacy: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Thumbs Up” emoji look like a dismissal. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Chat Room
2012 Legacy: The Laptop
I’m “folding” my bunker plans. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: Felix Baumgartner
Why did a man jump from the edge of space? Because in 2012, Red Bull gave him actual wings (and a very expensive spacesuit) to… Read More »2012 Vintage: Felix Baumgartner
2012 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2012 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2011 Classic: The Charlie Sheen Fan
“I’m winning! I don’t need a light bulb, I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The… Read More »2011 Classic: The Charlie Sheen Fan