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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. “Back...read more »

How many French people does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

In 2008, pop culture went into "serious" mode. Christopher Nolan ...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/17/2004 20:54I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@South_Park_Cartman08/31/2006 13:34Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Gnutella_User01/25/2015 12:47Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Kill_Bill_Bride03/22/2012 05:15I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Bernie_Mittens02/04/2000 21:42I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Llamas_With_Hats04/14/2002 07:24Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!